theme

And what if I wave
my wand and nothing happens?


donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*


hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”


lubricates:

date me its for a school project 


giveusalol:

Adorable dork squad


twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND


You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.


br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 


niallsbluenosehair:

"Luke, I am your father" said Hermes.


communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day


thegestianpoet:

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way


notacatchdonnie:

in the end im not cool or punk or anything i just listen to loud music in an attempt to drown everything else out


urulokid:

do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film


happywater:

skypestripper:

its sad when cute boys dont think theyre cute

it’s sad when cute boys don’t think i’m cute


twoquarters-and-aheartdown:

fall out boy is the type of music you play so loud you cant hear yourself crying until you stop and start singing along instead