theme

And what if I wave
my wand and nothing happens?

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated


cutequeer96:

tardisity:

supercaltendo:

I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.

A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

theantiherooftime:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness

this man needs to be stopped.

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

theantiherooftime:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness

this man needs to be stopped.


angryseawitch:

lightsharpnesssong:

dont-be-a-pichu:

femmeboyant:

still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg

or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid

or, you know, the Avoxes

because, you know, why show disabled people doing things


punkrockhearts:

prattical:

same

None of us did

punkrockhearts:

prattical:

same

None of us did


atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

"Iron Man 3: Tony Stark"


Taylor vs. the professionals


johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 


hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet


m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game


thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 


nekoukai:

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did

nekoukai:

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did


aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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axdyhxrley:

but seriously, i will remember the first moment i heard “b-b-be careful making wishes in the dark dark” for the rest of my life